The Secret Santa went to work. But there were no men's catalogs to be

 found in old squeaky clean Amherst. He probably would have found

 something had he flew over to Las Vegas, as you can get just about any

 thing there.

 He decided a Body builders magazine in the K Mart magazine rack

 had everything he needed. All that was needed was a center fold. So he

 had his wife Mrs. Secret Santa take some pictures of the jolly old elf and

 insert one of the pictures into the center fold. He had a tough time picking

 which picture would be the best, besides Mrs. Claus was no help as she

 was laughing so hard she could barely stand up.

From here on down you must be 16 or older or have a written note from

your mother. The pictures are XX or  maybe even XXX. Use caution

 when viewing.

Now slowly scroll down to see the proofs Santa's elves had to pick from.